OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?
anyone else on here have a tumblr btw?
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
***things white people say***
***im not a white person***
Some of the chocolate mountains from Wreck-It Ralph's Sugar Rush made a scaled-down appearance in Frozen as Anna's favorite treat.
the many faces of tiffany hwang
Okay first! Someone made Raava Spirit Tea!
You think I’m joking?! Look at this!
None of the recipes are mine.
They can be found here, at this lovely website.
Flaming fire flakes
Egg custard tart
Lychee Juice(includes alternate lychee tea recipe)
The Avengers + Old Hollywood
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it